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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Monday, October 26, 2009
5.76 - The One with "Yes We Can!"
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
5.69 - The One with the nuts
The Hole In His Logic
Grocery Store | London, UK
Customer: “I’m looking for your nuts.”
Me: “Those are on aisle four sir.”
Customer: “I’ve already looked and I can’t find them. I’m looking for my favorites.”
Me: “All the types of nut we have in stock are in aisle four, if you can’t find them then we don’t stock them. Do you want me to have a look for you?”
Customer: “No no, I’ll go look again.”
(Five minutes later, he returns.)
Customer: “I still can’t find my favorite nuts!”
Me: “Then I am afraid we must not stock them.”
Customer: “But my wife gets them for me from here every week!”
Me: “What type of nuts does she buy you?”
Customer: “Donuts…”
[via Not Always Right]
Friday, June 19, 2009
5.66 - The One with the Rude Designer
What a web designer really thinks [from the mind of Max Guedy]:
I'm max guedy, I'm a rude web designer
I'm overpriced
But at least you are warned in advance, since i will quote astronomically for the entire project. If you have no budget, then apply for a loan before contacting me.
Don't call me on the phone, I won't answer
All communication must be done by email, that way i can call you out when you forget what you've instructed me to do.
I won't listen to your design suggestions
You've hired me to do a design job, so don't try to tell me how things should look - i already know that you'll be wrong.
Take a chill pill before contacting me
It's not my fault if you're so disorganized, you now need the job done for tomorrow. So take a chill pill and don't expect me to barf a website out in my sleep.
You need me more than i need you
I have dozens of projects going on, so by all means please find a designer somewhere else if you have a stinky attitude. I don't care that much about your money.
[via Max Guedy]
Thursday, June 11, 2009
5.65 - The One that will make you regular
(My dad was standing in an express line at the grocery store. In front of him was a well-to-do-looking woman, who clearly had several more items than the limit.)[via Not Always Right]
Dad: “You know, it’s amazing that someone who is apparently so successful can’t read.”
Woman: *in a huff* “That sign’s for regular people, not for me!”
(An old man behind my dad taps him on the shoulder.)
Old man: “Here, give her this.”
(My dad hands it to the woman.)
Woman: “What’s this?”
Old man: “Metamucil. It’ll make you regular.”
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
5.61 - The One with the golf ball
Best quote from this weekend came from my round of golf with Chris and Rick. Picture 18th hole, slight dogleg to the right. Elevated green, 50 yard wide fairway...with a large tree, about 210 yards away, just off the right tree line. Chris tees up and nails the tree. We get up to it and try to find the ball. Some his ball ends up a few yards in front of the tree. I find it and place a pine cone on it to mark his ball. Chris grabs an appropriate wedge from his bag and Rick drives off in the cart to find his ball. I come up behind in my cart and drive over Chris' ball as he is looking out into space.
As I'm waiting for Chris to hit his ball I hear him yell, "HEY! Did you step on my ball?"
"No man..."
"WHAT?!?! That's not possible...it's like sunken into the ground!"
"Nope...didn't step on it..."
"??"
"I drove over it! HAHAHA!!!"
"HAHAHA! Jerk!"
...ahh gotta love golfing with friends...
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
5.48 - The One with the half million dollar shot
Watch this video...it's a pretty elaborate prank...I love it!
[via College Humor]
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
5.42 - The One with the Snuggie
Have you seen that infomercial for the Sunggie? The wearable blanket? not exactly the best fashion statement. Here's the "real" commercial:
(Warning: NSFW - language)
[via College Humor]
Thursday, November 13, 2008
5.19 - The One with the Ultimate Comedy Skit
Back in the summer Chris Bosh and Baron Davis decided to hold a "skit-off", to see who can make the best comedic skit between them both. The two skits were release yesterday and are online for you to vote which one is better.
After watching them both, I'd have to give my vote to Bosh. It looked like he put a lot more time and effort into it...plus it's funnier. What do you think?
[via ibeatyou]
Monday, June 09, 2008
4.76 - The One with Wii Fit
I finally found Wii Fit last week and have been working at it everyday for at least 30+ minutes a day. I knew from the start that I'd probably be a little overweight...so it didn't surprise me during the first body test. I was slightly over the normal BMI bar...and over the last week I've dropped down to the normal. But last night as I did my daily body test it said I gained 2.5 lbs. I guess that could be the case since on Saturday we did go to a buffet for my parents anniversary party. Not satisfied with it...I did the body test again...and it said I gained 0.9 lbs since my last Body Test...which was less than a minute before. I don't know what to think...I'll check it out tonight and see what's going on. Either way...I'm really liking Wii Fit. It's pretty fun. The yoga stuff is pretty crazy...I like it.
One last thing...this is from Not Always Right
(A man of at least 80 years of age came up to my checkout lane. Here’s what happened as I was bagging his last item.)[via Not Always Right]
Me: “Man, I just don’t think this is gonna fit in here.”
Customer, completely straight-faced: “That’s what she said.”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer, still straight-faced: “That’s what she said.”
(Needless to say, I nearly died of laughter. If there were only more grandfathers like that out there.)
Sunday, May 25, 2008
4.70 - The One with the fall
Did you catch game one of the Stanley Cup finals last night? My Red Wings handed it to the Pens 4-0. One win down...three to go. The funniest moment came just as the Penguins were coming out of the dressing room for the pre-game and the goalie, Marc Andre Fleury ran out onto the ice and just ate it. His pad caught the door and he faceplanted into the ice. Not a great start for the Pens. Imagine if he got hurt? That would be even more embarrasing. Check out the video:
via [Detroit Free Press]
Also checked out the new Indiana Jones movie yesterday. It was really good for the most part. I won't spoil it, you'll have to watch it for yourself...but it was great to see Harrison Ford put the fedora and whip back on. Next up...The Dark Knight...can't wait
Sunday, May 11, 2008
4.61 - The One on Mother's Day
so today is Mother's Day...first Mother's Day that I needed to spend with my mom and my future mother-in-law. I guess this is how it's going to be from now on. Bad thing is...I think I'm sick...pretty sure I was catching a cold over the last couple days but tonight it hit. I hate being sick...
here's a video of the Ron Burgundy-esque prank they pulled on Charles Barkley...
...we love ya Charles...can I be on your Fav5?
[via Today's BIG Thing]
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
4.07 - The One with the Youth in Asia
I found this on Not Always Right, check it out:
(A woman came up to my register today and began putting her items up on the counter. All of a sudden, she stopped to listen to the pet store advertisements that we have playing all day in the store. The ad mentioned donations would prevent unnecessary euthanasia in animals at shelters.)
Woman: “What would they do with the euthanasia?”
Me: “The donations would help animals find homes so they wouldn’t use euthanasia unless it was absolutely necessary.”
Woman: “What do euthanasia have to do with it?”
Me: “Well, euthanasia means putting them to sleep.”
Woman: “They’re killed?”
Me: “Essentially.”
Woman: “I thought that was just a rumor.”
Me: “…what?”
Woman: “So do they eat them?”
Me: *so confused* “…the vets?”
Woman: “No. The kids.”
Me, perplexed: “…kids?”
Woman: “In Asia!”
(Then I realized that she meant youth in Asia. Not, euthanasia. And here I thought that mistake was only made on TV. Wow.)
Monday, October 29, 2007
3.81 - The One with the wee Wii
alright, get you mind outta the gutter...but you have to go check this site out. It's called Paper Art Gadgets...they make, design and post miniature paper models of some of your favorite electronic items such as the iPhone, PS3, Atari 2600 and even the Wii. It's pretty sweet what you can do with just paper and a little imagination. Now to have the time and the patience to make one of these...
Thursday, August 16, 2007
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