Friday, July 07, 2006

2.58 - The One with the IDIOT neighbour

11:40 pm - **DING-DONG**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**

What?!?! are you kidding me? Who the heck is knocking at my door now?

Open the door and it's my neighbour who lives across the street...he's about 17 or 18 and he's with a bunch of other kids. "DUDE!! You gotta help me out...do you have any room in your garage so I can park my car in there?"

huh?

"We were coming back from the store and we got some eggs to eat and my brother threw one out the window at this guys car. He was standing right beside it too!!! I need to hide my car so he doesn't come and bomb it. My brother is such an idiot...I kicked him outta my car and now he's running from the guy..."

right...fine...

"Thanks man I owe you one!! We're gonna go wash his car now..."

uhhh...somehow I don't believe you that you bought the eggs JUST to eat but whatever...I'm surrounded by IDIOTS...

3 comments:

Emily said...

hahaha. Now THAT is funny! You made my day.

L.Bo Marie said...

T.... um... I hate to break it to you buddy, but now you've got a stolen car in your garage. There were no eggs.

T said...

no...it's his car...if you want to see it it's the burgundy civic sitting in the driveway across from the ranch...egg it sometime